Why not treat yourself to an amazingly disgusting dress this Christmas? Actually, the blog post that’s advertising these dresses calls them ‘The Hottest Christmas Dresses’. Yeah… Anyway, click through to read the comments from (some) sane people.

The Hottest Christmas Party Dresses | Designer Desirables

Oh my, I am completely entranced by these weird shoes…

You can find them asos.com. I’m thinking that this kind of shoe might be just the thing to great my fear of heels. Whilst I’d still benefit from the added height, the weird heel structure would make it feel like I was wearing flat. So I’d be able to train my arch into being STRONG at the heel-height, thus making it easier for me to progress to normal heels! Or maybe I just want to be a space age vixen and wear ridico shoes.

So, I introduced a range of new jewellery designs, and a new colour, to FinestImaginary the other day….

They’re all gold mirror, so shiny! I’ve also added another 3 new designs (that aren’t gold, so they’re not in the image above.. duh).

Neato. Now go buy them.

http://www.finestimaginary.com/shop

It’s most definitely winter here today, infact I woke up to a couple of inches of snow! It’s turned to slush already, booo, and I almost slipped on the bastard, but still… I need a winter hat!

There’s some proper nobhead hats going around right now, you know the ones, the stupid ones with ear flaps and string bits… that every fucker is wear and are even been sold on street corners. They’re like the crocs of hats, honestly. Don’t do it.

I haven’t really seen any hats that have grabbed me this year, however I haven’t looked for one very seriously. Now’s the time though. Let’s hit some webstores…

Only 4 that tickled my fancy at topshop, the others were bland… plain colours, patterns etc. Nothing special. The ones above at least have some special touches!

Some pretty styles at ASOS.com, I especially like the most pricey one pictured above, but hey. The peaked beanies are cute, too, I’ve always loved those kind! Also, look, pompoms don’t require nobhead hats to be wearable! Get them attached to a nice hat that every other loser doesn’t have and you’re set.

Look how good you guys have it in the US. See those prices? We can only dream! Anyway, this is mainly just for looksees, as postage from forever21.com for my UK compadres is like… $35, even only for a little hat! Tsh!

I’m sometimes astounded by the highstreet’s ability to rip things off. Which came first, topshops navy bow beanie or Miss Selfridge’s? Anyone know if there’s a higher end version that they both ripped off?

Finally, here’s a few from accessorize.com… I’m still undecided on which hat I’ll get, I’m leaning towards the cable knit ones though, they just seem more fun than the others!

Seems like my favourite makeup brand of all time have yet again pulled something ha-mazing from their magical hat. I became obsessed with the MAC barbie items that came out a year or two ago, even snagging myself one of the covetted MAC barbie dolls :D Well, in February/March ‘09 there’s an even more spectacular range coming to a counter near you. A fantastical collaboration between MAC and Sanrio, bringing out most favourite little kitty to the packaging of the prettiest pink shades of MAC makeup. Christ, I’m more excited about this than the time I got whacked out on orange smarties, srsly.

It’s gunna be split into two separate ranges, one is Hello Kitty Colour (Oh, Canada, thanks for keeping the real spelling) and the other is Hello Kitty Kouture. The latter will be a bit more pricey, but yeh, swarovski encrusted mystery power. Yom.